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June 23, 2022 / Posted by: mica

This thirsty bastard. Slate reports that Ben Affleck And Jennifer Lopez They’re so dry that Ben has a soda fountain in his office that dispenses both Diet Coke (his) and Diet Pepsi (contractually Hers). And here I thought JLo left her and her holdings Alex Rodriguez, But no, the brand lasts, only this time instead of chugging it out in your medicine cabinet, the gendered vitamevagamine war will be fought on the office water bubbler, not in the bathroom.

JLo taught A-Rod well. The last “state of the UnionThe easter egg he left behind was a framed picture of a heart in the sand with his initials on it, available for only $35.99 (after discount) wherever crap is sold. But one in town is the new sheriff and his thirst for caffeine is only shadowed by his thirst for attention. According to Slate:

Here we know. On Sunday, Jennifer Lopez posted an Instagram video that includes several shots of her and Ben Affleck as well as driving, canoodling, lounging on different boats and more. We have J Lou explaining that “nothing is more satisfying to me than being able to have a family. With someone I love deeply.”

Here I am hisspawn cone“Until I figure out what their angle is:

Ben’s jaw is grinding pretty heavy here. Like I am worried about temporomandibular disorder (TMD). But I’m sure they’ve thought of all angles. After all they are professionals. According to Slate:

A curious image appears in the middle of the video. Ben Affleck sits in a home office while editing video on a Mac laptop. He turns to face the camera, surprised, then gives a big, goofy grin. The room is equipped with lights for Zoom calls, some old-fashioned landline that looks like the red phone in the Oval Office photos (probably the Daemon phone, so the two friends can reach each other at any time), and—most of all. Good point—the kind of soda fountain you might find in a small restaurant. “Calm down … drink!” Soda machine insists.

You heard the text on the machine, JLo, chill out! Nevertheless, she persevered. Going against the laws of nature, no less!

This is absolutely shocking. First, as everyone knows, the Coke and Pepsi products in soda dispensers are not compatible. America’s two soda megabrands use their own proprietary BIB (“bag-in-box”) connector, which delivers syrup to the machine, where it is mixed with carbonated water to make soda. A soda fountain that dispenses both phyla of carbonated beverages at once is a custom machine that uses the best in BIB adapter technology. Someone went the extra mile with this fountain.

It has dedicated it to the 21st century. Only we know who did it. it was her? And if you want to know why, or even better, how to get your homemade soda fountain rid of the formalities, and Come With a gender soda selection, then look no further than www.OnTheJLo.com. Oh and in case you forgot, the subject of this Father’s Day post isn’t about any of Jennifer Lopez’s kids. He’s just a divorced father of 3 who isn’t quite ready to give up cigarettes or pops.

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